The 4 Year Old Know It All

My 4 year old thinks he's mastered the universe. Here are two of his latest conversations that you cannot convince him otherwise.

After introducing a baby girl into the mix, Jerryn shares this during a routine diaper change:

Jerryn: Mom, what's wrong with her wiener (by the way I hate this word)?

Mom: Jerryn girls don't have wieners!

Jerryn: Uh huh! SOME DO!


Then the next conversation came after I explained to the boys that they would have to keep their legos in their room once Teagan became older because she could put them in her mouth and swallow them.

Mom: You'll have to keep your legos in your room and only play with them in there.

Caelan: What if Teagan crawls down the hall and comes into our room?

Mom: Well if you are playing legos then you will have to keep the door closed I guess. To keep her out.

Jerryn: What if she jumps up and opens the door?

Mom: Jerryn, babies can't jump. It will be ok.

Jerryn: Yes they can if they have shoes on!

Boy do I have my hands full. Atleast he keeps things light hearted around here. It's hard to get on to him because he always exclaims something that just makes you roll on the floor laughing.